Monday, March 31, 2008

Another season of The Bachelor

I don't watch a ton of TV, but one indulgence that I allow myself is the train wreck known as The Bachelor. I have an amazing track record of spotting the final two women very quickly. This year I need one more week to make my predictions.

My friend Joan writes very witty recaps of each episode of The Bachelor. Her latest is up on her blog - A Piece of Joan's Mind.

Here is an excerpt:

Some additional (shallow) comments/observations:
  • I love Erin S simply becuase she's a hot dog vendor.
  • Shayne's hair at the cocktail party makes her look like Elisha Cuthbert as a bordello worker. I sense she and her Agent came up with a list of looks that will demonstrate her acting versatility over the course of the season. Can't wait to see her (slutty) merchant ivory get up.
  • Robin might be this season's premier psycho. Or it might be lap-dancing Marshana. Either way, I think they'll both be fun.
  • Carri is a "Church Marketer". Who pays her salary? What would Jesus have on his business cards?
  • I love Amanda because she gets stress hiccups. Hilarious!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 07:14 Getting ready for the weekend. #
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Friday, March 28, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 07:51 I am predicting a good day. I have already seen two things that have made me laugh. #
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 06:20 Already at my desk. Long day ahead. #
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 06:25 is back to work. #
  • 07:38 flemings code #
  • 07:39 I am trying to catch up on things I did a month ago #
  • 08:54 When will the warm weather get here? #
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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 16:16 just got in from teaching Emma to ride a bike. She has totally mastered going straight. Now for the big trick - turns. #
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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 12:20 thinking about what gift to get my brother for his birthday #
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Friday, March 21, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 07:28 ready for Friday #
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 06:37 soooo ready for Spring. #
  • 09:47 fixing back pain with good posture - my mother would be so proud. #
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 11:33 Excited that Elia will be happier at work #
  • 12:50 my eyes hurt from staring at my screen too long. #
  • 16:08 trying to decide what to tackle next #
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Monday, March 17, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 12:22 Just polished off killer quacamole - not exactly St. Patty's Day food, but yummy #
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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 15:03 Watching people walk back and forth in front of my house. Neighbors on both sides are selling. Should I take this personally? #
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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 06:55 Can't get the Kill Bill main theme out of my head. #
  • 09:02 My neck is killing me again. I have got to get one of those headsets. #
  • 12:38 Happy Pi Day 3.14 #
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Friday, March 14, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 07:31 Trying to figure out when I am going to be where. #
  • 09:35 I really need a way to loosen up my neck. It's painful to look left. I thought yoga was supposed to help. #
  • 14:43 Having difficulty clearing my throat. Wierd. #
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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 07:33 At work catching up after being out of the office yesterday. #
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 12:52 tweaking my desktop to make it more efficient #
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Sunday, March 09, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 06:40 is glad to be visiting college friends. #
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Saturday, March 08, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 09:35 writing yet another proposal #
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Friday, March 07, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 21:11 Surfing the net waiting for L to get home. #
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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 06:44 Getting drinkable yogurts for my little girls this morning #
  • 10:36 is hard-core pitch mode. #
  • 14:41 trying to decide if I want to go to the SYR - Seton Hall (NCAA Basketball) game tonight #
  • 15:58 connecting the dots between some cool ideas and some client needs. I love when that happens! #
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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 07:30 looking forward to meeting a high school friend for lunch #
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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 16:27 Taking orders #
  • 18:56 Getting ready to make some Indian food. Wish me luck #
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Monday, March 03, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 12:49 finally finished a ton of chores. Who knew you could make your own Play-doh? #
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Saturday, March 01, 2008

Tweets for Today

  • 13:59 Trying to figure out what an organized "Family Fun Night" entails+ #
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