I don't watch a ton of TV, but one indulgence that I allow myself is the train wreck known as The Bachelor. I have an amazing track record of spotting the final two women very quickly. This year I need one more week to make my predictions.
My friend Joan writes very witty recaps of each episode of The Bachelor. Her latest is up on her blog - A Piece of Joan's Mind.
Here is an excerpt:
Some additional (shallow) comments/observations:
- I love Erin S simply becuase she's a hot dog vendor.
- Shayne's hair at the cocktail party makes her look like Elisha Cuthbert as a bordello worker. I sense she and her Agent came up with a list of looks that will demonstrate her acting versatility over the course of the season. Can't wait to see her (slutty) merchant ivory get up.
- Robin might be this season's premier psycho. Or it might be lap-dancing Marshana. Either way, I think they'll both be fun.
- Carri is a "Church Marketer". Who pays her salary? What would Jesus have on his business cards?
- I love Amanda because she gets stress hiccups. Hilarious!
